Thursday, June 24, 2010

Ban the fucking vuvuzela!!!

Kalao korang layan World Cup (as unfortunately I have, sucked into it just to piss off people by supporting teams going against those they support), you MUST be annoyed by those damn, irritating, annoying, excruciatingly painful MOTHERFUCKINGLY (hado?) painful vuvuzelas going on for a full 90 minutes as well as before, in between and after the games.


The vuvuzelas are nothing but noisemakers that don't do anything for the game, but irritate the whole damn world tuning in and I have no idea why FIFA doesn't have the noodles to ban it already.

Sakit jiwa ok!

Especially when you're watching those 2.30am matches (Malaysian time) and you can't even hear the announcer because you have the volume turned down or you'll wake up the whole damn neighbourhood because those idiots at the stadium are too busy 'proclaiming South Africa's football identity' (by blowing on cheap ass plastic horns made in China?)

I personally think South African football fans are just announcing how sexually repressed they must be, to want to wrap their lips and do tongue acrobatics for 90 minutes and think people are amused.

Now to make things even more fucked up, we have Youtube, which a lot of us also rely on to catch up on all things, including the World Cup.

Now... some genuis at Youtube has decided to come up with a new function that accompanies all videos. See the button between the Settings and Pop Up button just below the video?

Click the top image to enlarge. It's the football icon which is new.

And that's what it looks like. The function? Click the football and ANY video you watch will be accompanied by the FUCKING irritating vuvuzela!!!! Are you bloody joking? This is like a torture device enabled!

Ban those fucking vuvuzelas so at least we can enjoy the second round of the World Cup in peace. Thank God some of the matches, singing has been more dominant. That's a REAL footie match for you....

Not some cheap, plastic blowjob!

Irritated gila babiks ngan vuvuzela nih. Hish!


Korang layan je la lagu anti vuvuzela nih. It's kind of irritating too actually... heh!

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3 comments:

wtf how dare they-
Leave the ewoks out of this, okay!

setuju! kali ni susah gile nak enjoy tgk world cup sbb takleh nak volume kuat. bila kuat, bunyi tu menyakitkan telinga.

get an LG LCD tv, they have this voice enhancer function. mmg dia drown kan la bunyi vuvuzela apekebenda tuh