Saturday, April 10, 2010

Jiwa kacau

Sebelom apa-apa... mai kita layan nih...


Tuh dia! Masih jelasssssss!!!!!! Setiap garisan halusssssss...

Merasalah! Motif props ni ada kat Dewan Sri Putra? Mau recycle kah untuk konsert mingguan? Aiyo!!!

Ke sebenarnya nak recycle tuk Debaran sebab akan ada mini konsert/persembahan dari Hafiz, selain dari Aril, Akim, Isma Dafi dan Mawi.

Apapon.. mai kita layan video for Konsert Akademi Fantasia minggu keempat. Sambil play tuh korang layan la pemerhatian aku.



Aku sebenarnya tanak kejam sangat la minggu nih. Bukan apa... korang pon mesti letih kan sebab carotan aku teramat menguji kreativiti aku nak carot bagai sebab berulang je benda sama.. the same mistakes week in and week out... but let's try anyway la ek.

Nad - Realiti Dewi
Opening pon backing vocal semua da sumbang very the lahar dah. First song of the concert da nak bagi sakit hati!!!
She didn't do too bad - given every week cam sampah persembahan dia. Minggu ni kira elok la sikit, an improvement from the tortured, forced and very constipated attempts.
Tapi still bunyi cam itik tercekik sana sini yang aku tak paham why. I mean, they have at least three to four days to perform for only about three minutes. Memang la stress bagai, tapi aku yakin kalao focus, takkan sampai melalak ta tentu arah camni. So sebenarnya apa masaalah nih?
Tenaga pengajar da bersungguh... kenapa students kali nih takleh deliver sebenarnya?
Beriya Norman kata takde yang malas... but the truth is, Nad and her friends semua memang hampir semua malas nak mampouih...
To cram for that short performance, takkan tak mampu nak perform better?
Oh well... aku kesian serious gila kat Nad nih. Uji tak uji sama je... apa tujuan sebenarnya nak masuk Akademi Fantasia? Nak jadik penyanyi? Are you sure? Tak nampak pon minat nak nyanyi dan dalami seni persembahan. Contrived and simply parroted je performances dia semua.
Can she make ten weeks? God help us if she does lah...

Shahir - Always Be My Baby
Dak ni... aduh. Minggu ni minggu bunuh dia. As is every time ada lagu tugasan Bahasa Inggeris diberikan dak yang lemau bab English nih.
Seperti dak lain, dia karaokekan lagu nih jerk. No original twists to make the song his.
David Cook made the Mariah song his own, tapi si Shahir ni try so hard nak emulate David's version. In the end, bunyinya cam some cheap-rip off.
Backing vocal lagik azabkan lagu as in every song.
To be positive, he has a voice... but then again, a lot of voices out there, camna nak compete bila da kuar Akademi kang.
His tone reminds me of a nice 80s-esque rock singer. Dia kalao leh belajar bebetol, ada harapan... tapi wat skang tetap NAN HADO.
We'll see lah how he performs, but I think for now, dia relying on his looks and nothing else.

Alif - Hanya Di Radio
Merasalah! Honestly... aku empthathize that he is trying. But let's get real. he's a lost cause.
Tak ke mana walaopon cuba camna pon.
As long as nak feeling simpan sora Giant dia (sebab ramai da wat sora Nobita)
Performance cam Amelina tengah selsema and in man-drag.
There might be those who claim to be 'entertained' by his showing, tapi this kind of entertainment takkan berikan masa depan unless you're in a freak show.
Someone tell him to use his speaking already and stop slurring for goodness sake. He's already sounding irritating enough dah as it is.. don't have to make it worse!
That faux bass thing he does does nothing for him. I suspect kalao betol la dia nak compete, he wouldn't sound as bad kalao dia nyanyi betul-betul ngan guna sora sebenar dia tanpa kepit-kepit meneran sora feeling jejants... walaopon...

Adira - Biarlah
Aku betul-betul ingat dia ok masa verse. Then masuk chorus lagu aku suka gila nih... dia start mengilai! Aiyak!!!
Apa hal! Aku rasa dia kalao dapat pujian pon dari kuntilanak pontianak bagai yang makan hati kemampuan dia menjerit mengilai tak tentu arah!
Overdramatic, with little actual performance substance. Nampak paksa, rehearsed bagai... Erm... entahlah.
Ada harapan kot.. tapi sedihnya da masuk konsert keempat masih takleh up agik ability dia.
Kalao ada tenaga pengajar bagi dia penampo lima kali sehari, and dak ni betul betul focus on what she is taught, I honestly think she can be serious competition.
Tapi buat sekarang, she's getting away with being noticeable for competing with many horrible wannabes jer.

Daus - Mirage
Si Haus masuk salah competition. Kalao dia masuk Raja Lawak aku rasa ada harapan kot.
Some people are naturally funny. Some people just try to hard nak bagik orang gelak. And when people do laugh, it's not people laughing WITH them, but AT them.
He has a pleasant tone. Tapi tak nampak dia usaha langsung gak nak applikasikan tuh pada nyanyian dia. He tries to get away with what he has. Whole performance dia nampak trying too hard. Rupa dia seperti fokus... bila nak menapak.. bila nak angkat tangan...
I mean it's like the whole performance dia da kena choreograph and dia sibuk nak ingat celah mana nak gih dan sebagainya.
There is no heart in this kind of performance. Memang tahap persembahan Hari Penyampaian Hadiah.
And can someone explain to me what the point of taking the jacket off was? And that psychotic staring???

Ain - Kawan
I have no idea why you would want to try and make it appear like you are playing the guitar when a) it distracts you.. menggangu nyanyian ko yang lom betol pon b) trying so hard to look cool but the guitar looks like it weighs more than you and c) stakat for show... as it wasn't a totally acoustic attempt.
Powerful voice, but all over the place sebab like the others, dia nih ada tool yang tak reti pakai and empat minggu cam tak mengajar dia apa-apa.
I remember masa AF2 Linda wat Leaving On A Jet Plane. Aiyo! Langit dan bumi. Bukan je dari segi performance quality, but also emotional quotient. Dalam kes Linda, feel dia very the menusuk kalbu. Dak Ain ni takde feel langsung. Cam penyanyi pub yang da malas nak make an effort with all the intoxicated patrons.

Farina - Teruskanlah
Eeeeee!!! Dak ni kan... aku rasa dia da naik lemak da.
Bertahun da pengalaman, dapat lagu makanan aku ingat dia akan ok. Opening pon da quivering away... tak stable langsung vocal dia in the attempt to come out with that breathy, sexy voice. Why? Kita takkan tau...
She actually looks overconfident. Mungkin sebab lagu ni makanan dia, dia terlebih yakin sampai lupa kemampuan dia in just grasping techniques taught to her, tak kesampaian langsung.
Horrible. Not the worst.. but close.

Iwan - Kekasih Gelapku
Nangis lima baldi... punggah ke longkang dan kosongkan.. pastu sambung nangis agik..
Sila ulang proses lima kali tuk paham efek persembahan Iwan.
Bukan sebab emo dan feel ok... tapi sebab LAHAR sangat persembahan dia.
Memula stakat breathy breathy nih (sama je semua nak skema... dari persembahan sampai the approach of every song).
Menyampah lak aku gila babas ngan dak nih semakin lama semakin teruk.
When he contorted his face in pain and failed to hit the hight notes, memang rasa cam layak Gucci melayang ke atas pentas!
Dia nih memang empty shell. Takde perasaan... nyanyi lagu yang senang nak grab feel pon tak mampu.
Aku syorkan KRU gandingkan dia, Dafi dan Adam for a boyband.
Some people are meant to be solo. Others are meant to be in the background.

Maulana - Biarkan
This boy is the perfect example of how likeability menentukan masa depan.
Malam tadi dia perform the best. Tuh tak dapat nak nafikan.
Tapi sayang... perangai dia tuh... bermula dari statement "We're the best AF ever had" sampai ke something like tak kisah pengkritik cakap apa, yang penting peminat berjuta-juta luar tuh...
Haiyo... hado?
Dia nih same boat ngan Aizat dan Aril.
Except dalam kes Aizat, he's multi talented, and he can lose weight.
For Aril - dia da banyak pengalaman hosting bagai, and 'keangkuhan' dia as perceived by many is more of a cheeky kenakalan.
Ngan Maulana? He has no package and he should work harder. He has an ok voice, and can perform well kalao dia betol betol put his heart to it.
Just he will never do well kalao dia tak work on his likeability.
And penyokong dia dalam Dewan tuh is not helping him sebab bagi orang menyampah je tiap kali pengkritik cakap meka menyampuk bagai. Bagus sangat la tuh... dari orang geli... jadik menyampah terus.
Pikirkanlah...

Pemerhatian
- Lagu-lagu sebenarnya terlalu pendek nak menilai bebudak nih. Selain kesampahan bagai minus one yang nan hado, entah sapa punya keja yang malas nih... yang langsung tak membantu bebudak nih, I really think they should focus on the performances as they did previously. The length is one thing that is necessary. Tapi in a way, ni kira hidden blessing. Ni pendek pendek persembahan pon da berdarah. Kalao panjang? Nangisssss!!!
- Apahal la pergerakan bebudak ni skema jerk semua. Dok lantai la... dok tangga la... angkat tangan ala Karam Singh Walia la... they really have no idea in bringing out yang perlu tuk enhance persembahan mereka langsung.
- Dalam potong lagu bebudak nak cukupkan time slot, production dengan mengongnya gih wat bodoh nya drama and sketch yang level of originality and creativity sama ngan taking a dump while having diarrhea. I mean.. seriously... bab Bebot tuh TERENCAT nak mampos! Who the fuck thought this would be entertaining? To who la? 12 year-olds??? Ingat Akademi Fantasia tayang kat Astro Ria.. ni cam Astro Ceria (tu pon aku rasa ada bebudak pon mesti garu pala tanya kenapa spastic sangat sketch nih) And the Adnan Sempit one? Horrible! Tiap minggu bersepah iklan bagai dalam Akademi Fantasia nih.
-The styling... erm... paham paham sendiri. Letih aku carot da.
- Apa hal muzik Menuju Puncak di pakai lak minus one instrumental versi sodih lak. Bukan patut yang upbeat ke? Save la versi nak nangis leleh airmata hingus bagai tuk Debaran, ngok. Aiyo!
-Lampu hijau... memang takde fungsi! Geli bijik nak promosi je keja ngan benda nih. There is absolutely no function.
- Norman is in denial. The only way to get better is to be harder on the kids. Not manjakan ngan kata bebudak nih tak malas.. did their best effort bagai. I can say only two or three of the kids actually bothered to work at their assignments.
- Dalam usaha nak naikkan AFUNDI, meka tayangkan kedudukan lima terbawah bebudak! Aiyo.. perlu ke. Nampak sangat AFUNDI hado tahun ni. Sampai nak wat camtuh... on top of that bebudak nampak... so much for the Akademi Fantasia tradition of not letting these kids know their position. Baik tunjukkan real time results terus!

Dah.. mai kita de-stress ngan tunjuk Sarimah yang comel.. yang dressing meletop.. ngan selipar jepun dia tuh. Heh!

You just gotta love her.

Hah... tuh dia panjang lebar nya entry. Terbalas tak kemalasan/kesibukan update beberapa hari nih?

Esok one more ok.

Nak tidor. Esok ada full day. Nak abihkan ngan family pastuh ada meeting projek terbaru. Kena jumpa semua pihak terlibat. Tak sabar!!! Memang best la event akan datang nih.

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23 comments:

susah nak puaskan hati manusia..lebih2 lagi org yg ada sifat iri hati......semua org akui minggu ini student dah ada peningkatan...tp komen yg menghentam tidak membantu mereka...joe..setiap mereka ada kelebihan dan kekurangan...kalo u nak membantu menaikan industri..u sebagai wartawan kena jelaskan jugak kelebihan mereka....masa af 7 dulu akim nyanyi sumbangpun ko puji..itu yg aku geli hati..nampak sangat kau HADO dan HAUS ttg muzik.

if you say so. the truth comes out in three months. and aku tak penah puji kosong. and kalao ko rasa aku tatau pasal muzik, well then that's your right. but i'm in the business... hakikatnya, i won't say something for the sake of nak puaskan orang.

semua orang? who you quoting?

lampu hijau memang tak relevant langsung ... vc b-bot tu lah yang paling ado ni buka konsert budak2 lah ... siapa lah punya idea tu ..

Anyway bagi aku lah tak tau lah yang lain ... only yang ade potential adira n maulan.. but maulana ni dah awal cas diva walaupun ... dia kena tone down otherwise terkubur lah dia ... adira lak dia ade natural talent yang sangat raw ... kalau dia pandai apply apa yang di ajar and cikgu2 (yang berkenaan) guide her dengan betul dia ade harapan dalam af tahun ni ...

Sudah AF8 ni memang layak masuk kubur terus.Persembahan semua menghampakan.KK sabar.Tiap AF ada saja pihak yang nak pertikaikan kredibiliti.Tapi sibuk melenting sini sebab ada kepentingan dan takut kebenaran kata-kata KK.Aku mula dengan AF2 dan setia.AF8 tahap gampang bodoh dan aku memang tak menonton lagi.Aku percaya lagi review KK.
Anonymous atas tu Norman ke produksi tiba-tiba nak pertikaikan penilaian KK?Apapun KK,you the best.

produksi hancur.
pelajar hancur.
muzik hancur.
fanatik psycho tetap ada.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH.

Takpe, sabar j0e. Aku tau ko kuat sabar punye orang. Habis je final nanti, sure ko akan baik dan mengipas Maulana punya sebagaimana ko mengipas Aizat sekarang nih padal masa kat akademi, berlahar-lahar ko carut si Aizat tuh, siap sampai pakat ngan geng bloggers tak nak bagi ulasan pasal persembahan Aizat. he he, sangat lucu mengenangkan keadaan itu. Keluar Akademi nanti improve lah si Maulana tu, macam Aizat dan Aireel jugak. Yang penting, ko kena sabar joe.

AF! i feel sorry for u..
pls la respect ur fans! joe, i stuju giler dgn u.

this is not AF.

NGARUT LA.MAULANA SAMPAH.JOE ROCKS!

ah. semua pun nak kejar populariti je AF sekarang ni. suara macam hampeh pun belasah je.

itulah pasal.lepas tu hanya production dan keluarga budak tadika ini semua yang meroyan.

sy still xpasti, knp dh minggu ke-4, persembahan pelajar maseh "LEMAH" & "TERUK". W/pun sy xbelajar muzik, tp kalo dengar xsedap & sumbang..mesti dr teknikalnya pun mesti ada problem.

sy xtahu nape, persembahan pentas pelajar xmemuaskan. adakah salah pelajar @ guru yg ditugaskan maseh tidak layak memegang tugas t'sebut??

tenaga produksi & tenaga pengajar AF8, sila buat sesuatu..!!! jgn jdkan AF8 setaraf dgn AF4..!!!

Hmmm...you got some points there.

But i'm wondering, why did you even bother going to the concert every week and torturing urself watching diari every day kalau ko dah mmg menyampah tahap dewa dgn AF? Responsibility, u might say. Tapi tak payah la kot pergi everyweek tp menghina AF, students, production team bagai.

Dulu mase u involve dgn AF7 xde pulak kutuk??? Semuenye puji je even yang hado.

I thought as a journalist u should have balance in whatever u write kan? Xkanlah semue buruk je.

aku dah follow af ni dari season 1 lagi and season 8 ni lah first time aku bleh miss the first 2 konsert including tirai .... i dont know d mana exact silapnya tahun ni ... promo tahun ni tak sehebat dulu ... terlalu banyak perubahan ... yang obvious tak best part diari, pentas tak cantik, pengacara seorg dah cukup, lagu pendek sangat, vc yang mengarut2 ... ni aku follow pun nak tengok budak adira tu je ...

Tahu apa yg best psl AF8? Promo BRANDS in between commercial breaks..hahaha..sbb duta dia bdk2 AF7..boleh rewind memory.. how they performed every week.. siap hafal sorang2 wat lagu apa..walaupun kdg2 x ok..but they learned day by day..

joe: aku tau kau x mati dek pujian or kutukan..balance as they said..shud come from other journalists of the industry..br ada check n balance..dh sme journalist lain komen ala2..dats we need u yg daring giler tuk comment..

p/s: maybe anon2 di atas terdiri drpd family member student AF8? oppss..

~~u might know me~~

ngan Anonymous yang atas tuh : I think AF8 da pun surpass AF4 ahahahaha...

Pada Anonymous yang nak ungkit debat bertahun lalu da lepas... this is my PERSONAL blog.

i have a right to personal view. if you nak glorify camna pon ko nya pasal. takde kena ngan keja ko kan?

i am sure you are intelligent to have read the disclaimer on the right.

but then again sometimes i assume too much.

on top of that, if you have to ask about professional bearings, I write what fans feel. and even in my personal rants, you can see you're the only one or two yang thinks what i say is wrong.

as for why i do it. aku da awal ngaku aku minat AF. not the crap the serve now.

AF does not belong to a rotating production team yang bertukar every year. it belongs to fans. and if fans are alienated they have a right nak bersuara. angkuhnya bunyi bila peminat tade hak nak bersuara... just cam perangai production nak divert from their mistakes and kata orang tak sokong. sokong lak prolong the pain lak.

aku penah ke puji jingga harum sangat. aku rasa ramai gak dak peminat af7 pon rasa aku tak patut bersuara sebab aku terlibat dalam production.

i fought from inside about what i thought was right and did it to the best of my ability. tapi aku takde nak puji puas2.

but then again dari sana nampak ko bukan fan yang lama... because they already know it by now.

yawn...

Memang konsert 4 nampak le peningkatan dari segi persembahan tapi WARNA konsert tu sendiri adalah hambar.
-Tolonglah beri student peluang bawak lagu sepenuhnya. Potong2 lagu ni tak main le for AF.Lain le kalau tujuan hanya utk uji vokal diorang tapi kalau nak cari penghibur kena bagi peluang penonton terhibur sepenuhnya...aiyaa...tak paham2 lagi ke???
- Betullah..mmg susah Sarimah and Jimmy nak warnakan rancangan tu sbb masa diperuntukkan utk mereka terlampau singkat.
-Apa ke hal main klip bebudak sekolah tadika tu? Tak releven langsung.
-Tak pernah suker lampu biru or hijau. Lebih baik cam dulu, cikgu yg buat penilaian utk pilih pelajar terbaik konsert utk dpt ganjaran.
-Hello diary...apsal asik2siAdira je yg dpt tempat kat slot 7:30mlm?
-Jimmy.. you are too tense in diary, santai kena relax tak perlu overdoing it.
-Adira..Adira...perlu ke terbaring2sampai begitu sekali. Dulu Anum, now Adira pulak ikut jejak. Geli la tengok persembahan dari artis wanita kalau terlampau-lampau over. Kalau kira suara pun bukannya OK sangat. Tak mesra telinga, lebih prefer suara Ain dlm hal ini.
-Maulana ni mmg menunjukkan peningkatan, in fact persembahan terbaik malam tu tapi dia ni tak boleh control sikit ke mulut dia tu....?
-Ain has improved, suker lagu Kawan tu tp gitar need not be there.
-Farina...Tak tau kenapa dia ni masih ada lagi dlm AF. Tak nampak kesungguhan, baik lagi Daus yg nampak peningkatan.
-Nad...she worked hard and ada improvement.

Adlin tu annoying and irritating gila. Tak reti ckp english, tapi nak cakap. Dah la macam kurang ajar gila bila dia tgh kritik Farina then Farina jawab sendiri dan dia potong Farina cakap macam dia sorang je betul. Respect ah sikit bdk2 af tu, mmg ah dia bdk je, tp kau tu berlakon pun takdala hebat mana. Masuk pencalonan pun tak ada. Fikir sendiri ah.

Si Adlin ni setiap kali nak komen mesti start ni "Tapi aku ada masalah.." Tiap2 minggu dia cakap tu, lama-lama habis af aku rasa dia dlm Tanjung Rambutan dah.

Tp yes, si suara halkum tu dah tersingkir. Best!

Maulana punya fans tu boleh jangan radical sangat boleh x? Menyampah sial, macam monyet je. Sorry to say, tp Maulana ni bakat ada, tapi attitude belagak tak ke mana ah.

konsert AF tahun ni patutnye lebih power sbb student ok, ade rupe...set pun dah tukar baru...ok la gakk..maybe host je yg xberapa ada chemistry..

tp seriously konsert AF tahun ni cm hampeh...dgn VT merepek2...promo channel baru la, series baru la..looks stupid gile..draggy pun ye gakk..

if u ask me, AF punye kunci kejayaan is the concert..diari tu cume 50% je..kalau konsert hampeh, org takkn tggu utk tgk next week, and as a result, diari lagi la xde org nak tgk..

maybe production team yg syok sndiri...xde research..ASTRO really need to go back to basic...

takde research is a good point. they don't know apa yang peminat nakkan sebenarnya. semua buat ikut suka sendiri.

setuju dgn anon kt atas. kunci kejayaan AF is the concert. klu konsert meletup, the students perform well, baru kita rasa nk layan diari sbb nk kenal the student better & cant wait for the next concert. ini konsert dah boleh jd ubat tido plak... *yawn

yg paling hampeh is debaran buat hari ahad.sgt2 hampehnya.huhu but than still an AF fan. :)

KA