Don't be a dag and go f**k a koala already!!!

Posted by klubbkidd Monday, February 23, 2009
Tajuk entry ni pelik sikit tapi saja je. Carutan light light bagik member sorang ni yang dok berangan Australia je keja. Sikit sikit... nak cita time dok Melbourne. Any opportunity dia dapat camtuh la. And sebagai artis... menyampah la orang bila camtuh. Aku carut suka suka jerk... tapi takyah sampai dedahkan identiti dia.

But teringat siot time kawan nya member feeling accent bagai. Konon dok UK. Bila tanya berapa lama... dengan bangga dia kata dia dok dua minggu. Matilah ko!!! Aiyo... Udah udah la tuh. Bak ler sedar.. moka cam sakai (no offence meant to to anyone of the Sakai suku kaum ek) feeling cakap sampai lidah terbelit bagai.

Anyway... tadik siang ke TV3 kat Sri Pentas. Tujuan? Bukan ada event apa pon. Pihak TV3 call for a forum like thingie so that the format of Muzik Muzik for 2009 can be discussed at length.

Actually meeting ni melibatkan artis, pengurus, wakil syarikat rakaman je, tapi aku kan da kata. Every aspect of the music industry aku nak know what's going on. And since Muzik Muzik, and of course ultimately, Anugerah Juara Lagu remains one of the biggest events in the local music industry calendar, I needed to know what was going on.

Baik bagik input skang dari kang orang da set, kita tak amik tau nak meroyan lak kan.

A lot of suggestions were thrown about, but this is what I think best for the format of the program to balance appeal on the programming side as well as to continue to lend credibility to one of the way too few competitions that remains decided by a professional jury.

Kak Kelly... ni officially my suggestions ek.

Muzik Muzik 2009
- Should remain an hourly program. Biar kalao setengah jam leh raih slot ujung minggu pun aku rasa tak berbaloi. This however depends on the execution of content and whether the risk of it ending up mere eye candy is lessened with elimination of other non-beneficial side content.

- Categories should be reworked to Pop (anything and everything mainstream... kan aku kata dunia ni mana la ada competition judge by ballads), Rock (yang betul nya... bukan yang lembik nya variety yang patut sumbat dalam Pop, and Fusion (which will also allow other genres yang overlooked as well as songs yang takde definition memandangkan Etnik Kreatif sparuh mati). I support the Ethnic Creative category, BUT I think that perlu ada ada evolusi ke arah kepelbagaian. Bayangkan kalao ye pun ramai wat lagu ethnic... ramai sanggup layan ke? The ends do not justify the means gituh.

- SMS voting or public voting in any form be reduced. Biar lagu-lagu dinilai dari segi pro dari meka yang bertauliah. Kalao tak kita akan terus nampak lagu sampah layak ke final hanya kerana orang undi based on sentiment suka pada artis yang perform and vice versa.

- Performers yang dicalonkan tuk lagu baru mesti nyanyi dan perform LIVE. Matilah ko kalao nak miming ke haper ke. Not only ni membuktikan kemampuan artis tu dari awal... it will also make for more entertaining TV.

- Carta mingguan should take a backseat to nominations. Ertinya biarla pengumuman carta laju je dan abihkan masa lebih pada fokus diberikan pada pencalonan baru. Segmen lain tak perlu - nak buzz ke haper ke... at the end of the day, programs like Melodi da cover semua.

- Synergy ngan radio skali for on-air charts broadcast to increase scope. Nak harap seminggu skali tak cukup.

- Tampilkan at least THREE music videos. Ruangan diberikan akan pastikan lebih ramai giat bab wat video nih (bukan yang format 3gp punya ek... tu lain da)

One last final suggestion is that definition of song genre dilakukan - but contesting songs takde quota dari segi kategori from the start sampai ke AJL. This is just an afterthought... but why not.

Amacam. Korang ada apa apa pendapat bernas lagik tak yang take into account TV programming values yet offering substance to the show.

Pas abih ujan gila, so lepak sat makan kat cafeteria sana. I have to say makanan kat Sri Pentas, memang hazab tak penah ubah keazabannya dari zaman lebih 10 tahun lepas sampai skang. Arghhh!!!!

Pas abih, gerak ngan Bob dan Shuib lepak rumah meka sat bersiap nak ke event.

Ada la event bangang ni... Faz pun ada skali as some other friends.

Kenapa aku kata event bangang? Sebab memang cam kelam kabut and tak terurus.

Cawan sama serve air, digunakan nak pasang tea candle? Someone tell the idiots at Gardens MidValley Hotel ni pakai otak sikit kuar bajet beli yang patut.


So many things salah about the event. Tapi malas carut lebih. Lantak pi la event korang. Walaupon nak tunggu mula tuh berejam gak.. konon cocktail reception yang nan ado.

Faz sempat pose drama tunggu nak start


Ning ngan auntie Aishah, mama Joe Flizzow


Tapi bab aku nak carut ni - tuk event pelancaran produk kecantikan rambut ni yang nan ado ni, ialah tokei tu panggil la Bob dan Farah nyanyi. Pree ye... takde bayaran, takde token. Bebudak ok je sebab kengkawan.

Tapi yang panas hatinya, abh runway show bagai, terus emcee bangang yang tatau ujung pangkal pon, kata good night, house lights came on dan semua bersurai camtuh je. Matilah ko!

Mana gi show nya? Aiyo... pastu tak acknowledge pon ke mintak maap ke haper. It was that stupidly kelam kabut. Da la runway show hazab yang pakai majoriti model ikan paus, momok dan spesis mamalia yang tak dapat dikenalpasti.

Seriously this is shit treatment. Orang nak promosi benda, harapkan favours. bila da wat camni la jadiknya.

Teringat aku ada arituh seseorang SMS aku mintak artis. Tak kisah sapa, janji pompuan, RM800 tapi kena wat show 45 minit. Aiyo!!! Mini konsert la gamaknya. Justification harga murah kononnya sebab show biasa je, nak pakai karaoke system je yang meka provide. Hina gila ok.

Damn. Nak bayar pelacur kelas atasan pun lagik mahal ok. Kira penyanyi kita ni takde standard sampai camtuh ke. Matilah ko!!!

Anyways, pas abih ubah angin lepak Rasta beramai. And then it rained. Aku ngantuk gila. Yang sial nya sampai umah... terang lak mata ni dok online. Aduh...

Got plans tomorrow but not sure akan larat ke tak...

9 comments

  1. JM Says:
  2. Errrr... boleh tak Muzik2 tukar siaran ke waktu malam????

    p/s: Dah lama tak tengok Muzik2 kecuali Juara Lagu (still petang Khamis kan?)

     
  3. klubbkidd Says:
  4. huahuahua... yeah time slot is an issue.

     
  5. Anonymous Says:
  6. ni mesti si iz tu.dia je artis dari melbourne kalau tak silap aku.

    tapi takleh blame dia.aku dok sana 5 tahun memang rindu T_T.

     
  7. klubbkidd Says:
  8. tak baik speku....la la la

     
  9. Anonymous Says:
  10. tapi kawan ko yang dok slang bagai tu, next ttime dia cakap accent lagi ko baling teh tarik nasik lemak ngan roti canai dlm mulut dia mungkin lepas tu dia akan sedar diri

     
  11. klubbkidd Says:
  12. huahuahua.. da coba masih tidak. huahuahua

     
  13. Anonymous Says:
  14. Hi saya IZ. Makasih sebab speku-speku saya ye? website saya di www.iz-one.com & blog saya di imborntosingsongs.blogspot.com Sila lah datang melawat!

     
  15. klubbkidd Says:
  16. uwaaa.. sempat promo. merasalah! silaah lawat ek. PS motif terasa uols

     
  17. Anonymous Says:
  18. there'll always be haters like you.
    why dun you organise an event and we'll just sit back, criticise, without being well-informed about the show and the product that you're gonna sell.
    your post sounds very bitter to me, nit-picking on any possible trivial flaws. maybe u're just sore that u didn't get invited.

     
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Nickname : klubbkidd

Real Name : Joe Lee

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Age : 32

Date of Birth : 17 July 1976

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Interests : Music, movies and magic. Pretty much the same.





Former schools :
Sekolah Rendah Kebangsaan Taman Klang Jaya (also formerly known as SRK Taman Goodwood)
1983-1988

Sekolah Menengan Raja Mahadi
1989-1989

Sekolah Menengan Methodist (ACS) Klang
1989-1993

Ocean Institute of Audio Technolgy Ampang
(Diploma in Sound & Audio Engineering)
1994-1996

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Sun Media Sdn Bhd (The Sun)
(Journalist - General News/Politics/Features/Crime/Sports)
1996-2001

freeanwar.com
(Writer - Politics)
2001-2001

VOLasia.com
(Specialist Writer - Features)
2001-2002

New Straits Times Press (M) Sdn Bhd (The Malay Mail)
(Journalist - Entertainment)
2002 - 2008

Astro - Akademi Fantasia
(Media Trainer & Creative Researcher/Production/Diari Akademi Fantasia)
2009

J² (J Squared)
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A1
All American Rejects
Amitabh Bachan
Armand Van Helden
Avril Lavigne
Black Eyed Peas
Blue
Bond
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Darude
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Guy Sebastian
Heroes Cast (Ali Larter, Greg Grunberg, Masi Oka,Sendhil Ramamurthy)
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Hoobastank
Jericho Rosales
Jewel
Jim Brickman
Karon Mok
Kat De Luna
Kelly Clarkson
Liberty X
Linkin Park
Marie Digby
Michael Learns To Rock
Michelle Branch
Modjo
Pink
Pixie Lott
Pussycat Dolls
Ricky Martin
Rihanna
Roger Sanchez
Ronan Keating
Safri Duo
Slipknot
Sophie Ellis Bextor
The Models
Westlife

International Artistes - Phone Interviews
Marti Pellow
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