Thursday, November 15, 2007

Why some people shouldn't procreate

You know what... some people should never have been born! I don't know. Aku ni jenis easily irritated kot. But you would too if you had people bellowing away, jerit cam kesial in an enclosed space.

Already I'm almost clautrophobic, ertinya aku tak boleh duduk tempat yang enclosed. I can't let people I don't know bump, brush or touch me because I get all weird and easily pissed off. Depending gak, kalao gi clubbing leh lak, tapi kalau ada lahanat yang menari macam ungka terlepas zoo tuh, sesuai la kena sumbat kasut dalam mulot dan diikat kepada landasan keretapi jerk.

So anyway, this has always been a problem for me, like a lot of people who have claustrophobia. Aku nih kira mild kes, so ok la.Not too bad.

But the worse things I hate, is not only being in an enclosed space, but with lots of idiots trapped together with me. The nightmare I dread coming true is being stuck in a lift, with no lights and a bunch of loud people. Horrors!

I had a taste of that tadik.

Aku dok kat izzi, in Jalan Bukit Bintang, having a bite along with Juan yang baru celebrate (merasalah sell-a-b***t!) kerja baru (sebenarnya alasan nak lepak).

I actually had to send in my column via email so pakai ler wifi kat sini senangkan kerja. Ubah angin buat kerja on the go katanya!

Went to the smoking section, yang one of the few air-conditioned and very comfortable smoking areas in a restaurant or cafe around this area. Ada a couple dalam tuh, so ok jerk tak kecoh.
Until minah nih masuk. Duduk selama 15 minit tak order apa apa asyik main handphone dia jerk, mesej mesej. Dah ler handphone dia kuat nak mampos, ringtone dah ler ketinggalan zaman.

So this f****g b***h last last ada member dia sampai, dua orang minah yang moka dan dressing memang macam from the last boat from Shanghai gituh. Sial tul minah minah Ah Lian nih. Masuk je cakap ya ampun! Very the 200 desibel!

If that wasn't enough, tiba tiba member meka sorang agik join meka, jantan lemah gemalai yang juga very the tongkang punya perangai cam meka cakap nak lawan bunyi keretapi!!! F**k f**k f**ck!!!

Ok so what? I'm racist towards my own race? I'm an equal opportunity racist ok! Doesn't matter colour you are, simply detest people who speak so loudly, even the next town can hear you lah!

Ni gambar binatang binatang berupa manusia ini.


F**king animals if you ask me! In the end tak tahan dah. F**king uneducated cretins like this yang tak hormat orang lain punya space memang sial. The other table yang ada sebelum aku pun cam uncomfortable tapi diam jer.

Aku in the end tak tahan, aku pun pasang lagu. At full volume. Max volume lagik! Nasib baik laptop aku punya built in speaker pun Altec Lansing.

Puas aku! Senyum jerk.

In the end, I guess they got distracted by my music and changed tables in the other part of the restaurant lak. Oh tau lak other people's sound ganggu ek. P*****k sial hanjeng babi k***k tenuk cipan tapir!!!!!!

Enjoyed peace for about half an hour, and then as I was updating this, THEY CAME BACK!!!! Apparently tak tahan nak isap rokok so meka masuk balik.

Lahanat!!!!!

This is a video of how stupid, uncouth people behave.Kalau ko ada kawan kawan macam ini, aku nasihat jangan lah keluar dengan mereka. I don't know if this video will capture the true essence of tortue I had to go through, tapi dekat dua jam aku layan bising dan suara suara bingit meka yang nasal and sharp gituh.

F**king chinks! Arghhh!!!!


Aku tatau nak cakap apa. Seriously. These kind of people make me want to lock myself up in my room.

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